I’m a bit tired tonight… so I’m going to leave you with something just fun. A Deep Thought by Jack Handy. I used to read these on my morning show all the time. I’m not sure if they were funny to everyone, or just to us, but here’s one for your reading pleasure. I guess you can decide. Here is one of our favorites:
(Please put on some lovely background music while reading this…)
I remember that fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. “You don’t have to tell me,” I said, “I’m off the team, aren’t I?”
“Well,” said Coach, “you never were really on the team. You made that uniform you’re wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times.”
It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought, something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that’s when I felt the handcuffs go on.
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